Tuesday, September 9, 2008

FunnY SmS CollectioN

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is

great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

  

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police

station and show them it's a mistake?

 

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get

angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

 

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted

glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

 

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it

cost me an arm and a leg!

 

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid

gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

 

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm

missin the joker!!

 

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without

ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

 

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won

a toaster

 

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody

home." I went over. Nobody was home

 

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking

coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

 

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all

things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

 

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U

jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

 

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u

drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

 

 

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !".

it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

 

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy

EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

 

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat

reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

 

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ

IT BACKWARDS!!

 

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone-

your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

 

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat

for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

 

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny

G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

 

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN

IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

 

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u

will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

 

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

 

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

 

wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to

get out of the mailbox!

 

 

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously

sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

 

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also

in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

 

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.

I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

 

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk...

Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

 

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind &

Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

 

Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face &

uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

 

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice

puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

 

NEWS FLASH: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say

they have nothing to go on.

 

NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the

other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

 

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex

life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

 

*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd

in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!

 

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous-

they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

 

NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings

attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!

 

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was

positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

 

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me

"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me

out-so hurry up!

 

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public

with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my

bedroom

 

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum

down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

 

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say "they

have nothing to go on."

 

Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other

was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

 

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout

at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy

can get a good lookin dog!

 

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like

2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen

ur cat chases after birds!

 

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have

lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums

on the market!

 

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur

mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on

accessories for dem!

 

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice

ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r

constantly full of crap

 

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still

work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me

d early bird!

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag,

Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

 

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin

2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?

 

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty

quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

 

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong

button u'll be disconnected!

 

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents

u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

 

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE

REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY

INCONVINIENCE

 

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,

Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the

next 12 months!!!!

 

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i

remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.

 

Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless

horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?

 

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire

me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

 

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas

and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text

 

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made

whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true

warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

 

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse

(_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

 

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic,

Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

 

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since

he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

 

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have

a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

 

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

 

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone

except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

 

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.

Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

 

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it,

you cuddled me instead

 

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but i always tell

them i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

 

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls

destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

 

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

 

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and

we can multiply!

 

I'm like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

 

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

 

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are

clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

 

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I

meet U between the holidays?

 

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth

Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a

flat so how the damn do i know.

 

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now

they have a son.

 

Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned

it into nylon

 

Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it

spat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!

I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself

onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now

 

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue

feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

 

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...

wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

 

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think

of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because

I am hungry.

 

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But

1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

 

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

 

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed

just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

 

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could

work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

 

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow

quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

 

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in

slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

 

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel

u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

 

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust

in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

 

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied

lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

 

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be

mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

 

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u...

well get out of my way!

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur

a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

 

A man go for blood test.nurse took his finger blood sample but cant find cotton.So

she sucks his finger! He is so happy n he asks:"Can i get a urine test also?"

 

A woman standin nude,looks in the bedroom mirror n says 2 her husband, "i look

horrible, fat & ugly.pay me a compliment", her husband den replies "ur eyesight's

spot on!"

 

A boy n girl r dancin @ a Disco. dey kiss n stop instantly.d girl says 2 d boy “r u a

mechanic?” d boy says“no y” d girl says“well get ya hands frm under my mini”

 

chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed

saying"i guess we answered that question"

 

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz

every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

 

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a

peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

 

an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how

many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again!

 

Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!

 

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

 

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

 

im really good at algerbra but am having trouble getting your digit

 

Is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world?

 

can i have a pic of u coz i wana show santa wot i wnt 4 xmas!

 

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

 

"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day

 

i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

 

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

 

have you got a plaster? Because Ihurt my knee falling for you

 

how much does a polar bear weigh?well its enough to break the ice my name is Paul.

 

if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together

 

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away

 

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the

grand prize is a night with me!

 

ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?

 

have you got a plaster? because i hurt my knee falling for you

 

is your father a robber? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

 

U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!

 

you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart

 

im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock

 

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

 

HERE'S 10p GO AND PHONE YER MAM AND TELL HER YOU WOAN'T BECOMING HOME

TONITE!

 

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!

 

sorry i can't talk 2 u any more, the doctor told me i'm diabetic and i cant stand

sweet things like u

 

If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!!

 

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a couple of lawyers in a Porsche?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?

A: A great place to start.

 

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

 

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

A: You cry when you cut up an onion.

 

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

 

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

A: His partners.

 

Q: If u laid all the lawyers in the world end 2 end, how far would dey reach?

A: Into the pocket of the next one.

 

Q: How do you get an attorney out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.

 

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips are moving.

 

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A: Theyre both squirmy,both live in slime,& only 1 in 250 million

accomplishes anything worthwhile.

 

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

A: A leech will drop off when its victim dies.

 

Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?

A: Not enough cement.

 

Q: How does an attorney sleep?

A: First he lies on one side and then on the other

What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents

 

What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

 

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

 

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

 

Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"

 

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

 

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

 

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Friendship SmS

Friendship is not a Game to Play

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

 Moon said to me to leave your friend

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

 Age appears to be best in some things

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

 God picked up a flower

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

 To live a life

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

 True friends r like morning

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

 Make 1000's friends

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

 6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

 Never abandon old friends.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

 I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

 As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

 ill always value u deep within my heart!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

 If friends were flowers

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

 Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

 Friendship is sweet when it’s new

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

 

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

 touches your heart.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

 The Test of Friendship

the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

 FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

 FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

 Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

 You'll always be my FRIEND,

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

 Meeting you was fate,

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

 we never lose true friends.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

 You're eyes are soft en tender

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

 Do your feet never hurt

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

 just make a wish

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

 Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

 A deep friend is like rainbow

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

 Friendship is a language spoken

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

More old .. more strong..

More deep.. more clear..

More close.. more warm..

Less words.. more understanding.. From Fun

is not only made for lover

             ;";

  ;/  ("v")";  /";"/

  /;./ "v"  './   %./

is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!! By Pretty

  Few Relations in Earth Never Die.

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read  again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die surendran

There is "And"  bitween Sky an

There is "And"  bitween Sky and Earth, But there is

nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me

and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb'shaheryar

A special friend is rare indeed

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.Tahir

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetes

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!Tahir

A friend gives hope when life is lo

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.Tahir

Science has proved that sugar

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,

otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!

One tree can start a forest,

One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!

 Tiny starz shining bright

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

 ur 1 of a kind and always in mind..

Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

  friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

 Heart could only Love 4 a while

Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

 Help ever... hurt never...

Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!

 When God open the windows of Heaven

When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!

 24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day

24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!

 Feelings R many but Words R few

Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!

 Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time

Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!

 it's me..!

sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!

 Longest love is mother's love

Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!

 MY friendship is just like a rubber band

MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

 A lovely star dropped on earth one

A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...

 Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque

Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c

Friends are like stars.

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...By shaheryar

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!By shaheryar

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... By shaheryar

We've known each other by CHANCE

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! By shaheryar

Life's lyk a novel. Mani cha

Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont 4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care.. By Nitez..BbGurl

Dear O Dear, You are not Near,

Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND By rupz

A friend is someone we turn

A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for

our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.

And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place By Rize

A Friend is : 1% Funny ,

A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ................... 90% Smart

& GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling!!!By Rize

Keep the lamp of friendship

Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember ur friends..By Rize

If friends were flowers I w

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!By usman uet

Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day

Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

 u r HIV +ve

Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!

 Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar,

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

 I have a special meal for you:

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

 what is ment by Friend

F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..

 There's st@ry behind every friendship.

There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!

 Know what makes me happy wen u msg me

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!

 Freindship happens inside the heart,

Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!

 I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!

Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!

 Friends are like shoes

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

 a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

 Notice ur phone got heavier with this message

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!

 A friend gives hope when life is low

A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!

 Wonderful people r carefully

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God

 Some friends r worth 2b thrown,

Some friends r worth 2b thrown,Some r good 2 keep,Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...in the Treasure Box 2 b kept 4 ever.

 A simple friend has never seen you cry.

 A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is

over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship

until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend hates it when you call

after he has gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about....

if you get it back you have found real friends! By Kunjava

It takes half our life to find true f

It takes half our life to find true friends  & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.By Ikram Marwat

A memory lasts forever, and never

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.By Ikram Marwat

Make your life a house your heart

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things Ikram Marwat

Friendship is a wonderful word,

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! By Ikram Marwat

No gold or precious stones

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us By Ikram Marwat

I must have been born under

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! By Ikram Marwat

Friend: someone who tells you th

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you dieBy Ikram Marwat

You can eat and drink together,

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.By Ikram Marwat

I can't b d best person in this world

I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest, but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b there for u. By Uzzal

How long shall we be friends? Do y

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.By Uzzal

 Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life,

Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life, risk is part of life, and good friend is heart of life By Sana

Everyone hears what you say

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...By shaheryar

plants are green and earth is blue,

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

 1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change

1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!

 If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,

If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!

 Friendship is a little more trust

Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!

 keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love

keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!

 Have a "HEART" that never breaks,

Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends , Like Ours!

 The recipe of friendship

The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..

 Hold 10 Roses in ur hand

Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend...

 I cant find a reason why God gave U to me

I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...

 A good friend is like a computer

A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!

 There r many stars but the Moon is u

There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friends but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is now up t@ u. To forget u is something i will never ever do

 Some friends r worth 2b thrown,

Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.

 incoming is free for me

When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!

 Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands

Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,

U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....

 One day Friendship and Love met.

One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.

Hi, there.... Perhaps that

Hi, there.... Perhaps that You Plus Me Equal to FRienDshiP Do drop an equation if i am correct in maths ;) By A LOVELY SOUL

Life is a garden,good friends

Life is a garden,good friends are the flowers and the time spent togeather are life`s happiest hoursBy Mukhoji

i could send a million

i could send a million heart warming notes of friendshipbut sometimes they are too long when all i need to say is simple THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND. By Tipa Aby

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOOD AND FRIEND.BLOOD ENTERS THE HEART AND FLOWS.BUT FRIEND ENTERS THE HEART AND STAY INSIDE FOREVER....... By FARHATSAMI

I thank God I'm rich no

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem. a friend like you.By Uzzal

If one day you feel like crying,

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you By Uzzal

One tree can start a forest,

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.  By Uzzal

Some One Like Goldship

Some One Like Goldship,Some one Like Silvership,I like one Ship That is your Friendship...By Channa

Whenever I see your smiling face,

Whenever I see your smiling face I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!By shaheryar

 I sent my cares 2 the wind

 I sent my cares 2 the wind and ask the wind 2 pass them 2 u,when u feel the wind blowing against ur face thats me saying take care of urself..By shaheryar

 Feeling is a painting,never

Feeling is a painting,never spoil it.Face is a book, try to read it.Love is precious,never lose it And frndship is a mirror, never break it..By nomi meo

 I can t find a reason why God

I can t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.By nomi meo

when u r sad.........i will try ur tears

when u r sad.........i will try ur tears

when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears

when u r worried........i will give u hope

when u r confused.......i will give u cope

and when u r lost.......and cant see the light

i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright

this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end

why u may ask?........because u r my friend

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall ill:)

 MY FRIEND should be...

MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!

 With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!

 FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe"

FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!

 10 messages received,

10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!

 I asked God 4 a flower,

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

 you konw what? I like u!! you know

you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r d'best,you know why?in ur own simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?since the day we became

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 Dear Customer,We would like to inform

Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline

 Vacancy Post-True Friend.

Vacancy Post-True Friend.

Eligiblity-Loving & caring

Duty-To love

Experience-Not reqiured.

Salary- Never Ending Love.

Joining-Immediately.

Are you interested...

 Everything in this world is so fine,

Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divine… ur friendship & lucky to be mine…

 How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart,

How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.

 Not every bird can dance,

Not every bird can dance,But peacock did that.Not every flower can represent LOVE,but Rose did that.Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did that...

 If I cud give u a gift…

If I cud give u a gift… I wud give u the ability 2 see urself, d way I c u, so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!

 What is real but invisible?

What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…

 Whenever u want to know how rich u r,

Whenever u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look around… The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will tell u how rich you are!

I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH

I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH I HAVE TO CROSS A BIG SEA TO REACH THE DOCTOR. THATS  WHY I NEED A SHIP. PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SAVE MY LIFE........ By Baten

Friendship is sweet when

Friendship is sweet when it's new, sweeter when it's true, but sweetest when it's U...When God gave friends he tried to be fair. When i got you i got more than my share!!! By pk1_gyal

heart is like a crystal

heart is like a crystal preserve it.love is like perfume spread it,feeling is like flood flow it.friendship is like an umbrella,come  let's share it. By Tariq

 Who is a friend, A push when u r

Who is a friend, A push when u r stoped, a touch when u r lost,a word whenu r quiet, asmile when u r sad,a shoulder when u cry, May u have go0d friends.By Zunera

A true friend is not like rain

A true friend is not like rain which rain and leave away.a true friend is like air ,sometimes silent but always around you.By bhanu prakash d.v

 don`t love friend like a flower,-

don`t love friend like a flower,--;--;<@ because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river,because a river-_-_-_-_-_-_- flows foreever.By : shehran ayub

Some friends are remembered

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.By Uzzal

Someday you may lose your hair

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.By Uzzal

I won't promise to be your friend

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.By Uzzal

some thing can not be described....

some thing can not be described......

some moments can not be shared......

some feelings can not be explained....

some words can not be described.....

but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend.. By Manzar

i sent u an SMS,

i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever.By Sherry

Friendship is not a game to play

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.By Deepak

Flowers means honey...,honey means sweet... Sweet means desire ...,Desire means Love...,Love means Friend...,Friend means U sweet sweet...

 Every second God remembers you,

Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U.

 Wonderful people r carefully

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

 Love says "If u ever need anything,

Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there "

 FRIENDSHIP knows no season,

FRIENDSHIP knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment called..."F O R E V E R"

 FRIENDSHIP TEST

FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care, Text a joke if U like me, Just ignore if U hate ME?

 The Heart of a Friend

The     ,-#    -.-    #-.

Heart  #     "#"    #

of         "#.      . #"

a Friend     "#"

knows No BoundarieS,

No LimitS,

just endless Love and Care!

"Have a Great Day..."

 Luv-Easy to say - Difficult to stay

Luv-Easy to say - Difficult to stay..Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...Difficulty is a part of Life...But That's the reason...Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

 A Friend is:1% Funny2% Sweet3%

A Friend is:1% Funny2% Sweet3% Caring4% Loving and...90% Good Looking that's why...

I'm your Friend!

 Feelings r many... but words are few

Feelings r many... but words are few, clouds r dark...but sky is blue, love is a paper... life is a glue, everything is false... but our friendship is true.....

Listen n Silent r 2 words

Listen n Silent r 2 words wid same alphabets but 4 me they also mean d same bcz i can Listen 2 u even wen ur SILENT. This is TRUE friendship...By SAM

U R THE BEST HEART SURGEON

U R THE BEST HEART SURGEON IN THE WORLD, B'COZ U MADE A PLACE IN MY HEART, WITHOUT CUTTING N SPILLING BLOOD. I 'M LUCKY 2 HAVE A CUTE  FRND LIKE "U"!!! by SAI

A memory lasts forever,

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.   by Ikram Marwat

Of all the gifts,

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!by Ikram Marwat

Make your life a house

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.by Ikram Marwat

I must have been born

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!.by Ikram Marwat

You can eat and drink together,

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.by Ikram Marwat

A little clown is living in my heart

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!by Ikram Marwat

Friendship is not collection of Hearts,

Friendship is not collection of Hearts, but it is selection of hearts,All friends are not true,but true friends are very few like uBy Romana

square has 4 ends triangle has

square has 4 ends triangle has 3 ends line has 2 ends life has 1 end but our friendship has no end! By Saharm

 Ur r 4 me as cheeze for pizza

Ur r 4 me as cheeze for pizza, passport for visa, butter for bread, needle for thread,cream for cake, water for lake,leaf for tree and a friend like u 4 me. By Nazis

I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did GOD knew that i needed a friend like 'U'....

 A Good friend is like a Computer

A Good friend is like a Computer,Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,'format' ur problems,'shift' u to opportunities &never 'delete' u from memory!

 Life without FriENDS is

Life without FriENDS is

(L)onely

(i)nsecure

(F)ull of doubt

(E)mptiness

Life with FriENDS is

(L)ight n easy

(i)nspring

(F)ull of hopes

(E)nthusiasm

 D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard

D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... "

 10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides

10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonder"s 06-Sense 05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders 01-Wonderful Friend ***U***

 Our friendship has become our HABIT

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

 If i could pull down the rainbow,

If i could pull down the rainbow, i would write ur name on it and putit back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a frd like u.

 Our friendship is a blank check

Our friendship is a blank cheque,its an asset not a liberty,always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss,hope it will not Bounce!!!!!!

 MY FRIEND should be...

MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die! By APURBA

 some people says 4 life money

some people says 4 life money is important;some says wealth is important,some says beauty is important.but we say 4 life only &only a good friend is important.........just like u,,,, By SSR

 I send dis fish as a sign

Salammmm!><(((:>       I send dis fish as a sign of friendship,,,,,Plzzz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)   TAKE CARE By Pretty

 A daily thought...A silent tear...

A daily thought...A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!! By Ruhi

 Treat life as the sea,

Treat life as the sea,your herat as seashore,friends like the waves,it never matters how many waves are there,what matters is which one touchs the seashore.i hope i'm first stone who touched the seashore By Bhanu

SWEET FRIEND!!!!Sun can 4get

SWEET FRIEND!!!!Sun can 4get its warmth...Moon can 4get its light...Flower can 4get its fragrance ...Love can 4get its emotion BUT i can never 4get a friend juz like uBY Preety

HI CUTY!!!The seven

HI CUTY!!!The seven magical colors of Joy,affection,Sorrow,Love,Care,Trust & Helping combines to form a colorful rainbow known as.....FrIeNdShIp...By Pretty

when GOD saw u hungry,

when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food!!! He saw u thirsty, HE created water!!! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light!!! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!!By Pretty

Life is a railway station

Life is a railway station in which love is a train,It ll come & go at any time...But friendship is the track it ll be 4EVER.....By Pretty

People say friends are made i

People say friends are made in heaven & they come in ur life,But I made my friend in this world & made my life a Heaven... By Pretty

A friend is one who sees ur

A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear,Catches the second,Stops the third & turns the fourth into a Smile!!!MY FRIEND ALWAYZZZ Keep Smiling.....By Pretty

www.friendship.com Log On...

www.friendship.com Log On... Searching... Searching... Searching... Searching... #Found... Loading... ||||| 10% ||||||||| 30% ||||||||||||||| 60% |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 100% U have been successfully Loaded.... Into my HEARTDISK as My Sweet FriendBy Pretty

Build bridges instead of walls

Build bridges instead of walls and you will have a friend.A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.By Pretty

People say true friendz are made

People say true friendz are made in heaven & dey come in ur life........BUT.........I made my friend in dis world & made my life heaven(My sweet Cuty i'll be alwayz there 4 u)(Look after urself)By Pretty

 I may have forgotten to say

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken By Uzaal

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine,

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops. By Uzaal

 How long shall we be friends?

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.By Uzaal

I have a pen which is blue,

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you.Flowers will die, waters will dry, But our Friendship will never say Goodbye. By Uzaal

What is a friend?

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is.You.By Uzaal

A single candle can illuminate an

A single candle can illuminate an entire room. But A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.By Uzaal

 A friend is like a book that

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted! By Uzaal

 God in heaven, God above,

God in heaven, God above, Please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.By Uzaal

 

wish u a very happy World bestfriends Day.Send 2 all ur gud frends even me if I am 1 of them. C how many u get back. U r lovable if u GET 7all_eyez_on_me

 

Weathers are few but spring is good, Animals are many but butterfly is lovely, Flowers are too many but rose is beautiful, Foods are thousands but honey is sweet an Friends are much but u r the best!By shaheryar

 

Friendship is a relation, where no charges of activation, free incoming,

Free outgoing, with roaming facility all over the world.....!!Wahab

 

hang myself_burn myself_cut myself_drawn myself_to eas the pain of loosing a sweet gift of Allah which is ur friendship!!!Angar Khatgar

 

 i like walking in the rain for no one can see me if i m crying!!! of loosing ur friendship. Angar Khatgar